In the summer of 1922, Armour Phillips was going broke in a big Los Angeles house when his young wife, Clara, appeared in the doorway of his study covered from hairline to heels in blood. Smiling brightly, she told him: "Darling, I have killed the one you love the most in this world. Now I'm going to cook you the best supper you've ever had." The woman she had killed was a 20-year-old widow who had never been Armour's lover at all.
Black gold and bathing beauties
A century ago, Los Angeles ran on oil, not movies. Edward Doheny struck oil under a private home, and when he sold his properties in 1902, the sale set off a petroleum boom that turned sleepy Los Angeles into America's second-largest city. The oil sat close to the surface, the weather was ideal and the port solved the shipping problem. Wells went up in unexpected places, including the campus of Beverly Hills High School, and people poured in chasing their share.
Two of them were newlyweds from Houston, Texas. Armour Lee Phillips married Clara Ann Weaver on November 13, 1913. He had just turned 22. She was 15. Armour had a born salesman's charm and did well selling oil stocks, well enough to hire servants for their home at 703 West 53rd Street and send for Clara's mother and sister. Clara, dark curls cut in the fashionable chin-length bob, was hired as one of Sennett's bathing beauties, the swimsuit models who appeared in short films, ads and beauty contests. The Los Angeles Evening Express reported that to pass the Sennett test, a girl needed "physical perfection, mental aptitude, temperamental fitness, and be a person of outstanding character." Sennett trusted the camera to expose any flaw in character. It missed Clara's.
A rumor takes root
The trouble started with time. Armour's job meant late nights and trips, and Clara's show business work kept wildly irregular hours. Clara depended on her husband so completely that she couldn't bear being apart from him, so she quit, gave up on stardom and stayed home. Meanwhile, Armour's success turned out to be built on credit, the bills were coming due, and he was gone from early morning until evening.
Alone all day in the empty house, Clara grew suspicious, then paranoid. Neighbors gossiped, and one of them saw a friendly exchange between Armour and a bank teller named Alberta Meadows. Alberta had lost her husband, Jesse, after less than a year of marriage, when a high-voltage power line killed him on the job at 23. She had gone back to work at First National Bank and was planning to move her grandmother in with her. No evidence of an affair ever surfaced beyond the whispers. What Clara heard, Clara believed.
Fifteen cents at the five and dime
Clara went shopping with a friend, Peggy Caffee, another former chorus girl. At a five and dime, a cheap variety store, a customer named Mrs. A. W. Crandall watched Clara heft a claw hammer and ask the clerk, "is this the heaviest hammer you have?" Then she asked, "if I hit a person on the head with it, will it kill anybody?" She paid 15 cents for it.
The two women went to a speakeasy, an illegal Prohibition-era bar, and then to Alberta's apartment, where Clara peered through the keyhole into a dark, empty unit. The next day, Clara told the bank's information clerk she was "an old friend from Arizona" and added, "I'd like to give her a surprise." She waited in the lobby from 11 a.m. until 4 p.m., slipping into the ladies' room now and then to touch up her makeup.
Alberta left early, telling the restroom attendant, "we've finished a bit early today." Clara and Peggy caught her at the parking lot and asked for a ride to Clara's sister's house. Alberta, polite to a fault, agreed. Clara steered her up Montecito Drive and onto a dirt road into the hills, then said, "stop the car." On the scrubby hillside, Clara demanded to know whether Armour had paid for Alberta's new tires. Alberta said no; she had bought them with her own money.
Then the hammer came out. Alberta ran screaming downhill, and Peggy bolted uphill. When Peggy looked back, Clara was kneeling over Alberta, bringing the hammer down again and again. Peggy fainted. While she lay unconscious, Clara heaved a 50-pound boulder onto Alberta's chest. Driving Alberta's car back to town, Clara pulled the rings off her own bloody fingers, dropped them into the dead woman's handbag and told Peggy, "you will remember that Mrs. Meadows got these from my husband." When she dropped Peggy off, she warned her: "Remember what I said don't tell your husband or I'll kill you."
Peggy told her husband, and then she told the police. Armour sponged the blood off Clara, got rid of Alberta's car and put his wife on a train to Texas. The next day, he went to the police too. Clara was arrested in Tucson.
Clara Phillips beat Alberta Meadows to death over an affair that never happened. It was a neighbor's rumor, and investigators found no relationship at all between the young widow and Clara's husband.
The tiger woman on trial
Investigators said Alberta's body looked as if she had been "torn apart by a tiger," and the press crowned Clara the Tiger Woman. A confidential report soon cleared Alberta of any relationship with Armour. The district attorney wanted Clara to be the first woman hanged in California.
During jury selection, one spectator spat in Clara's face and another struck her. Her insanity defense collapsed when the prosecution's alienists, as psychiatrists were then called, all declared her sane. Peggy testified through sobs, begging, "Please, please don't make me talk about the blood," and recalled Alberta's last words: "Peggy save me." Clara shouted, "tell the truth, Peggy. Tell what you did." Alma Whitaker of the LA Times looked at Armour in court and saw "a mediocre chump."
The jury still softened. It convicted Clara of second-degree murder, which carried 10 years to life, not the gallows.
Curtains, a drainpipe and Honduras
Before her appeal was even filed, Clara cut through the iron bars of her third-floor cell at the Los Angeles County Jail and hid the work behind curtains she had sewn by hand. According to The New York Times, she wriggled out and shimmied down a drainpipe, barefoot. Police expected her to head for Mexico. She turned up in Honduras, not even hiding, and told a reporter, "when I tell the details of my escape from the Los Angeles County Jail, the story will startle California."
She was captured in May 1923. In exchange for not fighting extradition, she got a guaranteed parole date in the spring of 1935. Clara and Armour divorced in 1934. Once free, she announced plans to move to San Diego and work in the trade she had learned in prison: dental hygienist.
Clara died in 1969 at 70, and Armour died in 1972 at 79. The press blamed the sharp tongue of the gossip as much as the hammer. Alberta Meadows, who did a stranger a favor, never got to grow old. She is buried in her family's plot at Forest Lawn Cemetery.
